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OceanHideaway
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When Silly Answers are enough...

12 years ago

Inspired by answers on another topic i give you:

When SILLY ANSWERS are enough...

(CAUTION: Put Down Your Coffee)

1. Where is Ecuador?
~ Somewhere on Planet Earth but we are still not sure if it is Asia or Africa...could be Antarctica...some continent with an A... we think

2. Should I move to Ecuador?
~ SURE! Just be sure to get all your shots, always wear your hip waders and don't forget your tin foil hat (especially for those in Vilcabamba)

3. How many pets can I bring?
~ As many as you have as long as they all fly first class and pay for their drinks. Children and old folks however are limited 2 to a family and must be properly innoculated and have properly sized hip waders and tin foil hats (see question #2)

3. What side of the road do you drive on in Ecuador?
~ The side with less potholes...no wait this is true!

4. How cold does it get?
~ Where?

5. How much is a 2/2 in Ecuador?
~ Where?

6. Wil I like Ecuador and do i need to learn Spanish?
~ based on your questions NO and YES in that order...or NO and don't bother also in that order.

....So....who wants to continue????

(grabbing my tin foil hat and heading to Will's place for Sunday dinner....)

Susan
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