Sara Palin : the chicken crossed the road because gosh darnit,he's a maverick.
John Mccain:My friends the chicken crossed the road because he recognised the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road
Hillary:When I was first lady,I personally helped chickens cross the road
George W Bush:we don't really care why the chicken crossed the road.Is he on our side of the road or not,he's either against us or for us
Dick Cheney:Where's my gun
Bill Clinton:I did not cross the road with that chicken.what is your definition of chicken
Al Gore:I invented the chicken
John Kerry:Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road I am now against it.It was the wrong road to cross and I was misled about the chicken's intention
Al Sharpton: Why are all the chickens white ,we need more black chickens
Dr Phil:the problem we have,is the chicken needs to realize that he must first deal with the problem on this side of the road I understand that the chicken is having problems,that is why he wants to cross to the other side of the road
Oprah: instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes I'm going to give him a new car ,so he can drive across the road
Nancy Grace:The chicken crossed the road because he is guilty.You can see it in his eyes
Pat Buchanan:He crossed the road to steal the job of a decent hardworking American
Martha Stewart:I was never insider information as to which way that chicken was going
Jerry Falwell:That chicken was gay the abomination is that the chicken would cross over to the other side
Grandpa:In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road Somebody told us and that was good enough
Barbara Walters:In a few moments we will hear the chicken tell us how it experienced a serious case of molting and went on to accomplish his dream of crossing the road
John Lennon:Imagine all the chickens crossing roads together
Bill Gates:I have just released echicken2011. It not only files your documents,balances your checkbook but lays eggs and crosses the road
Albert Einstein:Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move
Colonel Sanders:Did I miss one
Barack O bama:The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a change.Change he could believe in
John Mccain:My friends the chicken crossed the road because he recognised the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road
Hillary:When I was first lady,I personally helped chickens cross the road
George W Bush:we don't really care why the chicken crossed the road.Is he on our side of the road or not,he's either against us or for us
Dick Cheney:Where's my gun
Bill Clinton:I did not cross the road with that chicken.what is your definition of chicken
Al Gore:I invented the chicken
John Kerry:Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road I am now against it.It was the wrong road to cross and I was misled about the chicken's intention
Al Sharpton: Why are all the chickens white ,we need more black chickens
Dr Phil:the problem we have,is the chicken needs to realize that he must first deal with the problem on this side of the road I understand that the chicken is having problems,that is why he wants to cross to the other side of the road
Oprah: instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes I'm going to give him a new car ,so he can drive across the road
Nancy Grace:The chicken crossed the road because he is guilty.You can see it in his eyes
Pat Buchanan:He crossed the road to steal the job of a decent hardworking American
Martha Stewart:I was never insider information as to which way that chicken was going
Jerry Falwell:That chicken was gay the abomination is that the chicken would cross over to the other side
Grandpa:In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road Somebody told us and that was good enough
Barbara Walters:In a few moments we will hear the chicken tell us how it experienced a serious case of molting and went on to accomplish his dream of crossing the road
John Lennon:Imagine all the chickens crossing roads together
Bill Gates:I have just released echicken2011. It not only files your documents,balances your checkbook but lays eggs and crosses the road
Albert Einstein:Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move
Colonel Sanders:Did I miss one
Barack O bama:The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a change.Change he could believe in
