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I apologize for kicking you out last night

12 years ago

Two Correctional Officers from the Oregon Penitentiary that I met on this site came to stay with us for a wonderful peaceful Easter weekend at the www.quitohotelbonanza.com . They were both placed on medical leave after a stabbing that took place in the facility. Little did I know there full condition when they arrived. I picked them up at the Quito airport last night at 8:00 PM. By 11:30 PM they went thru a two bottles of Russian Vodka and two bottles of Vicadin and Oxy Codins. They proceeded on fighting among themselves and breaking my chairs over there heads.. After I told them politley it was time to retire to there rooms and go to sleep, they decided to act like inmates instead of Officers. I went two doors down and woke up my good friend Manuel who is the full bird Colonel in Quito for the drug enforcement brigade and asked for his assistance. After a few phone calls and a little pervasiveness from my Ecuadorian wife Nora who is very good with a kitchen knife. They decided to leave voluntarily..... But before they left they made it perfectley clear they are going to tell everyone about our hospitality and sue us for touching them. The moral to this story is I always thought the old saying was not to trust a lawyer, doctor, politician, or used car salesman... Now I am adding on to the list (( Don't let the inmates take over were ever you choose to live )) ......... If you have any type of Immigration problem . We can resolve any issue..Contact Nora at [email protected]... magic jack phone 239-234-4428... local 235-0310........PS: Our Peaceful Easter weekend is now back in effect........... Drop in and taste Nora's Yummy Finesca Easter Soup.....

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